Why People Watch Porno ( Part One )

To most ladies, it has been a teenage-long mystery. I would like to start off my enlightening you about porno. Firstly, there's two general types of porno. To find out which type you should watch, there's a simple test. Simply reach into your pants or whatever it is you wear. Rub it. If it gets hard, you are eligible to watch the most common kind of porno; Porno for men. If it gets wet, well. You qualify to watch the female porno.

I will now elaborate on the male porno. The male porno as you can guess cater for male viewers. This type of porno usually do not focus on the guy. And if you're watching Japanese porno, you almost certainly will see the girl lying down and the guy cumming in her face. Trust the Japanese to patent their porn. This kind of video focuses on male pleasure ONLY as guys are selfish beings. We care for our own comfort more than any other things in the world. The videos that fall in this category usually have minimal videotime for the guy. Which guy will masturbate by looking at another male? None. Unlesss....

The female porn however, focuses on both parties. This is because in order for women to climax, they require emotional stimulation as well as physical ones. Thus, in the videos that fall in this category, both parties get satisfied or at least they pretend and there will be maximum contact. Don't ask me why. I'll get back on that ASAP. Or you can always take the easy route. Ask your local "cetak rompak dealer". I doubt he understands.

Now, the reason why people watch porno is... Three possibilities. One, they get no action at all and like to imagine themselves in the position of the dude. Two, they get action but not enough. Three, they're researching for new styles. Now that explains why you seldom get to see the dude's face right?

... to be continued