The Past Few Months.

Hello Imaginary friend. Long time no see. =D

I'm so fuckin bored right now so I thought, " What the hell, just update your dusty blog."

So here I am, typing to you, my imaginary reader.

Okay whether you like it or not, Imma tell you what I did this last 3 months.

Here's a quick synopsis.

I started hating TNB

Someone redecorated the school

I went to Hong Kong

I missed Paeriaes's party

I'm half dead BORED

Let's start this post by talking bout dumbass TNB.

In case you don't have any clue bout what I'm talking bout, here's the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAHQGvFqcSE

I'm gonna put this guy's picture at my altar and start praying to him. Bloody hell, he should meet Jackass.

I'm sure they'll bond. Problem is, Namewee can't speak English. =[

Next stop, my beloved ex-school's form 3 block. =D

If you didn't know by now, some random stranger came over in the middle of SPM examination to conveniently redecorate the school. Btw, if you want this random stranger to errr, decorate your house, do not hesitate to email him. Here it is, patty_efc@hotmail.com

Here's some sample.

I'm sure I can do better than this idiot.

Email me instead. There, patty_efc@hotmail.com

Now, the Hong Kong-Shenzhen-Macau trip.

There's a few firsts here.

For the first time, I took more than 5 shits a day.

For the first time, I used TOILET paper to wipe my mouth. During breakfast! Efff

For the first time, I couldn't laugh at retards.

And now, I found another smelly country. CHINA!

Stupeed one. So many citizen, all don't know where to piss. Bastards.

Once we cross the border, can smell dried pee.

So, if any of you plan to visit China, PLEASE BRING LOTS AND LOTS OF DEODORANT. The smell might linger.

And and and, I saw CATFIGHT! One chinese chick, quite hot ran towards this uglay chinese chick. Wait, what am I talking? I'm in freaking China! Of course they're Chinese. So this chick ran to the uglay chick, started shouting something in Mandarin so quickly I thought she was speaking bangla. Someone had to pull the uglay chick away coz in my opinion, she wanted to sit on the hot chick.

Out of the blue, a freaking old lady walked into the middle of the fight and just stood there. STOOD THERE. Dumbass, the uglay chick heavy k. Move lah.

Imagine the contrast. Hong Kong, one of the cleanest place I've ever visited. The I went to China. The total opposite.

Damn lah. In Macau, we visited the Venetian hotel. Shit man. I think if Joan went ah, she'll go crazy. All the branded shits are there. Tengok pun boleh pokai lah.

Then then, Paeriaes decided to throw a party on Monday. I missed it. =[ Like shit lah. From all the pictures I saw, looked pretty awesome. But as Robert Langdon always say to his students, "Google is not research". You can't believe what you see. So I comforted myself my thinking they might, just might be posing those awesome shits.

And I wore the southpark shirt! =DDD

In case you're wondering, that's my bro's middle finger. XD

I would like to end this post by presenting you with the ancient saying:

"TNB LANCIAU!"