Method numero uno:- The “Kick a Dog in the Nuts” Method.
Kick a dog in the nuts till you see tears in the eyes. Take them tears and rub them in you own eyes. Not sure whether this method is reversible. Worth a try though.
Method number two:- The Black Chicken Method
Wank and rub your own semen on your eyes.
Pick a new grave, younger than a 100 days old. Prepare a black chicken, a bamboo. Go at midnight and slay the black chicken. Collect the blood of the blackass chicken and push the bamboo deep into the grave. Pour the blood into the bamboo and now, you can ask for 4D numbers from the soul. Well, unless he’s pissed off. Oh, the person buried must also die in an accident. This method will not work if the person die of natural causes.
Method Nombor Tiga :-The Bloody Mary
This method only applies for ladies. Have a glass of bloody mary and head towards the washroom. Prepare a pair of candles and a lighter. When inside the washroom, make sure the washroom is empty before attempting this. Light the candles and place them between you and the mirror. Call out for Bloody Mary three times while looking at the mirror. If this works, you’ll most probably die. Maybe saying the "Hail Mary" might help. I dunno, I'm a dude.
Method number four :- The Peeling an apple in front of the mirror Method
Myth has it that once you perform this, you will be able to see your future spouse. However, if the skin of the apple falls off while peeling, you will see the ugliest face you will ever see in your life. So I suggest you practice peeling them apples with a knife. The skin of the apple must be peeled at one go. So once you think you’re good enough, sit in front of a mirror, place a pair of lighted candles between you and the mirror. Start peeling. Once you finished peeling and the apple skin is in one piece, pray your future spouse is hot.
There’s a few more methods lah. I abit malas to type today. Btw, all this, from my own knowledge. Kembang sioottt. That's all for now. Chiaooo
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