The Behaviours That ONLY Malaysians Can Exhibit. =D

I tried not to give any comments that might. Just MIGHT land me in friggin ISA. But last night, I saw the news and can't stop saying, "Malaysia Boleh" to myself. Why? Let me enlighten you. A jet engine worth RM 50 million got stolen. A fucking big WOW! I understand lah if the engine small like the tamiya car liddat. Fucker. This one jet engine lah bro. Explain lah. We are taxpayers know. What puzzles me is, how can the engine go missing two years ago and investigations start this year. Why not wait a few more weeks? Genap genap 3 tahun mah. More flavour. Bloody hell. It went missing in 2007. 50million bucks weyh. You think DROP FROM SKY AH? Our parent's sweat and tears lah.

What to do? "MALAYSIA BOLEH" mah. Tell you what. If they jail someone, I will not stuff roti canai. EVER. Damn, don't think bout jail. The fella responsible should be sentenced to death. RM 50million lah bitch.

And exclusively in Malaysia, you get the chance to fuck a hot model. Then, when you got bored of her, we've got experienced bomber to assist you in "getting rid" of her. *whispers* "blow her up". Shusssh. Surely all of you know what am I talking bout right? This model I'm talking about was so hot, you get multiple boners just by looking at her. WITH CLOTHES ON! When she died, she was hot tooo. =D Best of all, YOU WILL NOT GET CAUGHT! HOWZAT?

ONLY IN MALAYSIA, we form a F1 team. Let someone who has no experience whatsoever in leading a line let alone lead the entire F1 team lead the team. Amazing huh?

Here I've collected the few reasons why this team will not be successful:

1) The driver will be Malaysian.

Why won't this work?

Everytime there's an accident, instead of speeding up the driver slows down. Why? WHY? If you ask me why, you surely never traveled on a Malaysian highway before. =D

2) The pit crew will be entirely made up of Malaysians.

Why won't this work?

Let's just say this. They already stole a JET ENGINE. Let them in the F1 pit, God knows what they'll steal.

3) There's only place for 2 drivers only.

Why won't this work?

Come on lah bradder. 1Malaysia mah. Chinese, Indian, Malay all must drive. If not, RACIAL DISCRIMINATION! LOL

4) The one that leads the team is friggin Airasia's director or some shit.

Why won't this work?

F1 car can't fly in case you didn't notice. =]

5) They're not even considering Alex Yoong.

Why this will backfire?

Alex Yoong is the one and only Malaysian who had experience in the F1 field. Not considering him is one suicidal move. If he taknak also, persuade kaw kaw lah. Malaysia Boleh mah.

Part two of the previous post will resume as soon as my book get home =]

Thank you for your cooperation..