I swore to myself that I WILL never post anything football-related. However, the recent Mark Hughes shit got me so pissed, I think I will touch football. A teeny weeny bit. Mark Hughes got sacked a few days back. Personally, I felt he had it coming. Why? Look at Everton. They spend minimal amount of money every season. Yet, they managed to stay fifth for two seasons now. Many managers got the shock of their lives when they heard. Honestly, what do you expect if you spend 120 million and just won 7 out of 17? The owners did not hire the best of candidates too. Roberto Mancini's 3 Italian Serie A titles came in charitable situations. The first came when AC Milan and Juventus got involved in the match-fixing scandal. The second one came after Juventus is relegated to the second division and Milan started the season with negative points.

You might argue that the third one was merited. But is the Italian Serie A as strong as before the scandal?

Okayyy. Let's just skip away from the boring world of football and into the interesting world of interconnected net. In short, the internet. =D I made it up. LOL

You know, I was soo soo bored I decided to go to Yahoo answers and guess what! I looked up cock and I found out that the "double barrel" Eddy showed me yesterday was actually real. Look it up. This guy really had TWO COCKS! Jealous sial. I didnt know siamese twins can turn out this way. Porn really is exploiting everything. In case you're curious, this is how it looked like.

Except it's down there. One on top of the other.

I wonder where the pubes gonna grow. What if it grew in between the two cocks? Itchy ah?

Hmmmm. The questions remain. Unless someone is willing to sponsor me to interview that idiot.

=DD Who would wanna fuck someone with two cocks without getting paid?