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Thursday, July 30, 2009

School.

Yesterday, after physics. I was shocked to find that the National Physics Quiz is about to go on immediately. I was even more shocked when I was told that I friggin paid 10 fucking bucks for the quiz! Shitty right? Worst of all, when I looked at the paper. I didn't even think it's for us form 5 students. They gave us SEVENTY questions. I think people like this will find it orgasmic.






And out of the SEVENTY, I think I only managed around.... sayy TEN? And most of the TEN, I stole. STOLE! Poor shit. If you let the guy above know that I only did TEN, he'll blast me out of earth and into bleeding mars and have nothing to hump but welll... Humps. Sigh.. That will be sooo saddening. :(

Speaking of Physics, I suspect my Physics teacher is an impersonator of a certain Borat.
Wanna know how he look like?
Here...








Yeah. Cool huh? And instead of think Kazakhstani accent, my teacher decided that having THICK INDIAN ESTATE-ISH slang would be much much cooler. Problem is, no one. NO ONE understands him. But, being lovely students, we pretended like we understand which results in, you might. MIGHT. Have guessed. We, as in all of us. FAILED miserably. :((((

I think the Government should filter those wannabe teachers. You know, to avoid us Students being pranked by stupid Borat wannabe fucker. No fun laahhhh. Bro.
Unless we're the one pranking of course. :)

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I noticed most notable blogs are writing bout relationships nowadays. You wanna know what I think?
THAT is HOMOSEXUAL.. :)
I won't freaking go back till they talked bout something else.
Stop pollution!
Speaking of pollution, if it's not stopped soon, we'll have to sit on dead brown grass when going on picnic next time. And instead of kissing in the rain, we'll have to kiss in ACID rain. Watch your lips dissolve. Worst of all, you have to take a dip in not the beautiful blue lake. But the beautiful BLACK lake. Not a pretty sight eh? Go Recycle!


Cheers...

Saturday, July 25, 2009

A Multiracial Band

If I were to fucking put a band together and that band must be multiracial...
I'd have a Chinese as drummer.
Why?
A Chinese will always shake his legs when he sits down. Good for smacking them bases. And most Chinese love to take these pills. They make you shake your head. Good for the band cause the drummer's fucking enthusiastic.

The guitarist will be a Malay woman. Why?
Have you seen traditional Malay dances?
They use wrist alot!
They can bang them notes friggin quickly.

Well... that leaves the Indian guy.
Hmmmm..
I think Indian should be a precautionist.
Why?
You give him a "parang" and call him "keling".
The crowd will certainly be entertained.

That leaves the lead vocalist.
That is yet to be decided. :)



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And the countdown to the gayest sport continues..
Today, its....





Walking!



Why?
Can you imagine hundreds, maybe thousands of people of the same sex. Walking together. Worse part is, everyone but the first placed guy have to watch another man's ass. Shaking. If that's not gay enough, all participants must wear tights.
Is that gay now??

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Some Things Should Never Be Taken Seriously

A few days ago, I watched a movie. Nothing's special bout that. What's special bout this movie is something one of the character said in the movie. This character is supposed to be this wise old lady giving everyone else in the movie advice. Of all the advice she gave, only one got stuck in my head. She told a man in the movie that God gave humans two ears and one mouth so that they listen twice as much as they talk. So, this woman proved that she knows her ratio. Big deal... I can make my own fancy line too. God placed human's ass and mouth at opposite ends of the body so that they don't talk shit. Yet, shit still gets blurted out. I think God must have miscalculated. Must introduce him to the old lady up there. Maybe she can be the she-God. Or maybe God's a woman. Why? Because God gave woman the rights to choose. Most of them anyway. That reminds me of a quote from Russell Peters. He said, " I have a theory that the smaller your ding dong, the more you hump ...... If you don't believe me, look at the two largest population on Earth." I believe you, Russell.



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( This story is completely made up. All activities or description wirtten down here is completely FICTIONAL.)
[ It may sound biased, I assure you, it is what it sounds like. It's a story anyway. Enjoy this fictional story.]
{ It's not true, this story. Don't confront me!}


A girl, whose name is, hmmmmm.... Shoe, is totally fierce, egotistic, arrogant, improvident, money-minded, materialistic, bitchy ... ( You name it, she is it) Now,, the guy. The guy whose name is, let's say ... Gun. He, well ... let's just say he's too good for her okay? ( If I describe him too much, you'll think I cut my balls off already ) Gun, "loves" this girl. This elevated her feeling of "self-importance" ( If that's possible ) and made her think she's the wanted one. Yes, maybe the guy wants her. Problem is, this feeling the guy has towards Shoe is most probably a temporary rush of hormones. But she knows this guy breaks down emotionally very very quickly. Yet, she still plays with his feeling. Why? I don't know. As I said, it's totally fictional. It is totally made up for you, my reader(s). It is for entertainment purposes only. So, only for this once. Leave a comment. Tell me what you think.


...this story is to be continued another day
Watch out for it.
( By the way, Bruno's out now in cinemas. It's not out in Malaysia though. :( . Look on the bright side. We've got Harry Potter!!)

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Biooology

Early this year, after failing my biology most of the time, I decided to attend tuition.
Little did I know that I will be showered by the nerdy version of reproduction.
Well, all I know bout reproduction before this is:
  1. You reach puberty.
  2. You go hunting.
  3. You hunted.
  4. You bang each other.
  5. She moan, he groan.
  6. She gets bigger, he gets frustrated.
  7. He cheats on her.
  8. Baby get aborted.

Yesterday, I learned bout the various stages our little "joyjuice" have to go through before jizzing out into her mouth. :)
Then, the class got enlightened bout how mama eggs evolve.
I assure you, its not that interesting if compared to the moment you hear the name of the topic.
So.... Potong steam. :(((

I wonder how you do it after knowing all that.
Oh, a nerd will be delighted.
Halfway through, he'll be saying stuffs like, " Oh my spermatids are going through the last process!" and before you know it, he shows you the stupid fucked up look on his face. He jizzed too early.
Then, you started spreading rumours bout how he ejaculated prematurely and most likely, the next banging he gets comes with a bill.

You may wonder why I hate nerds so much.
I ask you this, who doesn't?
How long does it take for a nerd to stop using the net?
5 seconds after he got his connection.
Why?
Because there are errors everywhere and nerds live in this "perfect little world" where Quantum Physics is the easiest thing they ever did.
WoWW!

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On a different note, I noticed that Facebook is getting from lame to lamest nowadays.
Why?
Because quizes like "Are you hot? Pretty? or cute?" or "How big is your dick?" start surfacing.
If you ask me, how is that lame?
Please, leave this page.
Its sooo easy. Click that small little "x" on the top right of this window.
In case you don't know whats a window, its this box where you surf the net.
Geddit?




(Please download Southpark-Michael Jackson as a gesture of respect towards his untimely death )

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

The Memorial.

He may have stuffed his dick into some boy's ass.
We don't know that for sure.
All we know for sure is, he, Michael J. Jackson, was and always will be a great entertainer.
I admit that I'm greatly influenced by the memorial I stayed up for.
But, to be honest. The memorial was a modest send off for the King of Pop who entertained, thrilled and healed..

As I said, the memorial was a modest one. To him.
Known names like, Queen Latifah, Smokey, Kobe Bryant, Usher, Mariah Carey, etc etc.. paid MJ a final respect.
The respect he truly deserves for all that he has done to the world.
The respect that has been too long overdue.
Michael Joseph Jackson has left us forever..
That is only possible if the thrill we experience when we listen to hits like "Billie Jean", "Beat It", "Heal the World", "Black Or White", etc etc is no longer there.
His legacy lives on with every single one of us who were thrilled, healed and most importantly entertained by him.


There may not be pictures in this post.
But picture this, billions of people stayed up, skipped work, skipped school, paused for that few hours, just to watch the memorial.
I daresay that if someone else, someone who got to the heights he reached, died, the memorial will not be as grand.
Why?
Because unlike most celebrities, MJ is a humanitarian.
Thus, he will be remembered as the one who healed the world and he made it a better place.




For those who missed the memorial, I will now give you a synopsis of what happened whether you like it or not.



Firstly, I would like to comment on those who performed.

Mariah Carey, Stevie Wonder, Usher and some unidentified artists performed almost flawlessly in the memorial.
Making it unforgettable.

To make it even more awesome, his brothers wore one sided gloves during the service.
It is a known habit of MJ to wear a pair of glove before the show and end it with one side thrown to the crowd.
Honestly, I still couldn't get why Queen Latifah kept smiling for..
She looked sooo happy.
You'd think its a marriage instead.
I had no idea who gave their speech. But I took down some part of their speech which I found catchy..

Here's some of it.


"He loved everything in everybody, especially his fans"
"I think hes simply the best entertainer that ever lived"
"It was Michael Jackson that brought blacks and whites, asians, together. It was Michael Jackson"
"Everytime you knock him down, he climbs back up"
"It was nothing strange with your dad, it was strange what he had to deal with"
"The best in music was so modest"



Thats that.Sooo...Moving on.
Smokey Robinson looked as though he overdosed in Botox.
His face looked so stretched.You may think he's not Smokey at that time.
Kobe Bryant looked ever so awkward while another guest gave his speech.
Kobe just stood there, never opened his mouth and looked like someone shoved a shotgun up his ass and made him go to the memorial.
Tell you what Kobe, don't go if you don't want to.
Give the invitation to someone who actually know who Michael Jackson is.
And the compilation video that they put on the big screen is absolutely awesome.
Let me quote a famous comedian. "Mindblasting! Oh, you mean mindblowing? NO! Anything blows your mind. This blasted my mind. MINDBLASTING!"-Russell Peters.

His daughter, Paris, gave a tearful farewell to MJ which ends the service.
Overall, its the most high profile memorial in human history.
And this guy didn't kill anyone.
Don't you act clever and tell me Hitler got more mourners.
No!
MJ did not have a square moustache.
Hitler had THAT advantage over MJ.
Its not a fair competition anyway.
MJ saves life, Hitler takes life.


With this, I end my Second Serious Post.
Hopefully no other celebrity dies in the following few weeks.
Its tiring to write a post bout them.
And I would like to apologize to Farrah Fawcett.
I didn't have time to write bout you.
My deepest condolences to both MJ and Farrah.
Cheers


(I assure you, I'M NOT GAY!)

New Way to get HIGH!

I received a mail recently and decided to share this new method to get drunk.
Its becoming a habit for all students in my school to coat their palms with liquid sanitizer recently.
Then, this mail came by.

Here you go....


Warning for all parents/grandparents, a friend sent this to me and I thought it was important enough to send on.....
we all know someone with children -

Yesterday, my youngest daughter, Halle who is just 4 years old, was rushed to the ER by her father for being severely lethargic and incoherent in her classroom.He was called to her school by the school secretary who said that she was 'VERY VERY SICK ' !

He told me that when he arrived at her classroom, Halle was barely sitting in the chair. She couldn't hold her own head up and when he looked into her eyes, she couldn't focus them.

He immediately scooped her up and rushed her to the closest ER, and then called me. When he got there, they ran blood test after blood test and did x-rays,every test imaginable. Her white blood cell count was normal, nothing was out of the ordinary. When I arrived at the ER, the doctor there told us that he had done everything that he could do so he was transferring her to Saint Francis
Hospital for further tests.

Right as we were leaving in the ambulance, her teacher arrived at the ER and told us that after questioning Halle's classmates, she had found out that our little girl had licked liquid hand sanitizer off of her hands !!

Hand sanitizer, of all things. But it makes sense. These days they have all kinds of different scents and flavours and when you have a curious child, they are going to put all kinds of things into their mouths.

When we arrived at the Saint Francis' Hospital ER, we told the ER Doctor there to check her blood alcohol level, and yes we did get weird looks, but they did it.

The results showed her blood alcohol level was 85% - six hours after we first took her. There's no telling what it would have been if we would have requested it at the first ER.

Since then, her school and a few surrounding schools have taken the liquid hand sanitizers out of all the lower grade classes, but what's to stop middle and high schoolers from ingesting this stuff?

After doing research on the Internet, we found out that it only takes about 3 squirts of the stuff ingested to be fatal to a toddler.

For her blood alcohol level to be so high, it would be like someone her size drinking 120 proof liquor. So PLEASE PLEASE don't disregard this because we don't ever want another family to go through what ours has gone through.





I won't be coating them on my palms anymore.
I'll be LICKING em'. :)
Astonishing huh?
Now, teenagers can save money coz they don't need to buy beers for their parties anymore.
Just ask your guest, who wants to get drunk, to lick the hand sanitizer.
Its much cheaper too!!!
Lets give it a try eh?
Tell Towelie he can get high! The cheaper way.
For those who doesn't know who Towelie is, please watch Southpark-Towelie.
Thank you.
:)

Sunday, July 5, 2009

My First. Serious Post

I got this mail and thought why not just post it in my blog so that everyone will be enlightened?
This is my first serious post. Enjoy.
I did not make any changes to the original text. So, whatever you read is not written by me at all.

Here goes....






I salute my former colleague Syed Imran....

I got this from a friend and decided to resend it as it explains in
great detail what a Malayu really is. It is time we stopped those who
corrupt the original meaning in order to use it to divide Malaysian.

Mahathir should know this since he registered himself as an Indian in
Singapore where he studied medicine. Inside him, he knows the real
reason why he now considers himself a Malay and refuses to acknowledge
his Indian roots. There are opportunists everywhere and UMNO has
become the platform for them to satisfy their greed. It will also be
the platform on which they destroy themselves.

The Deputy PM expressed disappointment with the Chinese for not voting
UMNO but when you look back at recent history, did he thank the
Chinese for their role in getting independence for Malaya? The
Chinese, Indians and Malays were supposed to be equal partners as a
condition for obtaining Merdeka. Then, the Malays asked for 25 years
of "Special Privileges" so that they could catch up with the other
races. Along the way, they changed the Constitution and it is now an
unquestionable "Malay Right" for perpetuity. Look at your genuine
history books (not the ones they distorted) to see if I am telling the
truth. Or go to the newspaper archives in the Straits Times and in
London to get to the truth.

Because of this, the UMNOputras own the banks, the plantations,
petroleum. The Malays are encouraged to start and own their businesses
entirely on their own (100%). The non-Malays start their own
businesses but when they get big, 30% must be given to bumiputras. Who
are these bumiputras? They are selected UMNOputras ( not ordinary
Malays) - those who use politics to get what is not rightfully
theirs. They use the law to rob others of their wealth. Yet, they will
not give a single share to the ordinary Malays in the streets - it is
all theirs to keep. They will not do what they ask the non-Malays to
do - sharing their wealth.

Not only that, they rob the ordinary Malays daily with the Water
Concessions, the Tolls, etc.

CH

Melayu By a Malay-Syed Imran

You may have already read this article I published more than a year
ago, below this is another article written by a "Malay" who I salute,
that reinforces what I have said.

I'd like to challenge your article on the origins of the word Melayu.

(I hope you will not be emotional about this email and create an
issue about it, but rather treat this as an intellectual argument
between two matured individuals. I have presented facts here for you
to review, and if you disagree please substantiate it. Since you have
come out with a blog to attempt to tell us the origins of the word
Melayu, and as a Malay, if you are really and truly keen in your own
heritage and roots, I am writing to you with the facts of the origins
of the word Melayu, in fact there are many scholars of yesteryear's,
Malays, who will tell you that the only original words in the Malay
language are "Tanah" and "Melayu")

Melayu is derived from the Javanese word Melayu, there are many other
words in the Malay vocabulary that actually come from the various
Asian languages mostly those of Sanskrit Origin.

The Sanskrit in Malay is derived from the Indian influence of the
Majapahit, Srivijaya and other Indian influences in South East Asia.
This particular word in Bahasa Malaysia is derived from the word
Melayu from Javanese. Javanese was the lingua franca of the people in
the region having had its own script, which was actually taken from
the Arabic script, the bugis and the rest have dialects close to
Javanese.

The Malay language in its romanised context only evolved in the early
part of the 20th century.

In Javanese the word Melayu means running away, or a runaway, that is
why if you go to Java and ask a Javanese if he is Melayu he will feel
very insulted. The word Melayu found on the statue as claimed in your
URL; http://www.sabrizain.org/malaya/malays4.htm thus denotes that
this person was a Melayu, a "Runaway."

These people, the runaways whether in Sumatra or in the Malay
Peninsula referred to themselves as orang Melayu, it is therefore no
coincidence that the word orang is placed before Melayu, people who
ran away so to speak.

In the Malay Peninsular, it was gradually accepted as the word to
describe the Javanese, the Bugis, the Menang, the Achinese etc. and
even the Kelantanese who are actually Yunanese and have their origins
in China, because they recognized the fact that at the end of the day
they were all Melayu, or Run Aways from their respective homelands the
word was accepted by all these communities to describe themselves.

In fact, before the formation of the United Malays National
Organisation (UMNO), it is a fact that all the people in the country
had referred to themselves as Menang, Achinese, Bugis, Javanese etc.
etc. and we all know that the Kelantanese used to treat the other
Melayu, that is the Menang, Javanese, the Bugis etc. as foreigners.

Well for that matter, even Mahathir Mohammed was registered as Indian
in King Edwards College where he studied medicine.

The Malay therefore very much like the Indians, and later the Chinese
are Melayu in the very true sense of the word because they all left
their respective countries to come to this location in South East Asia
called Malaysia today.

The real natives of the country are the Orang Laut, the Jakun, the
Kadazaan, the Iban, the Senoi and the rest, and not the so called
Orang Melayu, because these people are actually Javanese, Achinese,
Bugis, people from the Mollucas islands, and other parts of
neighbouring Indonesia, including those from Cambodia and even China
(Yunanese). That explains the word Melayu in various parts of Sumatra
too.

The Javanese people in particular were referred to as Java Kontra a
term they despised and today in Sumatra they are referred to as Orang
Transmigrasi which is more acceptable to the Javanese in Indonesia
then the term Melayu.

For Malay citizenship and for permanent residence reasons, the Orang
Java, be they Sundanese, Orang Java Barat, Orang Java Tengah or Orang
Java Timor, or any other Indonesian for that matter recognises the
fact that the day he becomes a Malaysian citizen, he is now an Orang
Melayu that is a new word coined by Malaysians of these origins to
legitimise their Bumiputraism.

And to become Bumiputra this way, that is by becoming a Melayu, he has
to profess the Islamic faith. This privilege is not extended to
Dayaks, from Kalimantan, or Christian Filipinos, or for that matter
Christians from among the peoples of Sumatra, Java or any other
Indonesian Islands.

The irony of all this is the fact that if you look at the real Orang
Asli of Malaysia as a whole you'll find out that the majority of them
are not from the Islamic faith, and that is one of the reasons why in
Sabah the registration department of the Federal Government
legitimised and gave citizenship and permanent residence status to
hundreds and thousands of illegal Fillipina immigrants from the
Southern part of the Philippines.

I therefore disagree with your attempt to legitimize the term Orang
Melayu as a race, it is not and never will be. The so-called Melayu
must own up to their own heritage the way the Chinese and Indians in
Malaysia proudly do.

And if we are to use this word called Melayu, it should be a term used
to refer to all Malaysians except the ethnic Malaysians who are orang
Asli.

The term Bumiputera was coined and the Malay placed in that category
to legitimize the fact that he is ethnic when he is not.

It is a shame, and in fact a disgrace that they are the only group of
people who by this very act, show the world that they are ashamed of
their own heritage.

And who else can be so? Only those who run away or are banished from
their own lands, for it is only such people who are ashamed of their
own heritage.

Even the customs, the traditions, the dressings, the architecture etc.
point to the fact that the so called Orang Melayu of Peninsular
Malaysia are actually not one and the same people.

Scroll below and read the next article by Syed Imran a Melayu and an
ex Bernama Journalist from Penang

Some time ago I wrote about the Melayu and the origins of the name
Melayu, which means runaway.
Today another "Melayu has written" totally unconnected this man, yes
he is a man he stands up for the truth has written a similar article.
I am sending both these articles to you for your reading and circulation

All immigrants

Syed Imran, an Arab-Malaysian born in Penang, Malaysia, an ex-Bernama
journalist (1971-1998) and former press secretary to the Minister in
PM's Department, posted a great blog days ago, which was translated
into English.

Please circulate it and let all Malaysians understand the facts.

*Antara pendatang dan penumpang (English Translation) *

To begin with, I was quite reluctant to comment on the mess created by
the statement made by Ahmad bin Ismail, the head of the Bukit Bendera,
Pulau Pinang UMNO Division.. Whether he made the statement in
reference to Chinese Malaysians is no longer the question, as the
issue has spread and has been hotly debated.

If it is not handled carefully and smartly, this issue could make
clear water murky, giving opportunity to parties who are keen on
seeing this country crash, not to mention falling into the hands of
foreigners. In today's borderless world, international electronic
media coverage makes it difficult for any country to hide or deny any
given event.

The main issue brought up by Ahmad Ismail revolves around the question
of "squatters", that is, that Chinese Malaysians are squatters in this
country. He explained that he was referring to pre-independence days.
However, it had hurt the sensitivity of the Chinese Malaysian
community.

I don't know Ahmad Ismail personally, but I was quite close to his
late elder brother, Abdul Rahim Ismail, the owner of Rahim
Construction Company that was once famous as an "Earth-Prince"
(Bumiputra) construction firm in Pulau Pinang. I don't know what has
happened to the company after Abdul Rahim passed away.

Personally, I don't agree with what Ahmad Ismail said for the following reasons.

To me, nearly 90 percent of Malaysians, especially those in the
Peninsula, are immigrants, and all of us are actually squatters in the
land of Allah anyways. We are anything but permanent owners, we are
merely squatters.

For example, I come from a family that squatted in this blessed land.
My paternal grandfather and grandmother migrated from Mecca and
Brunei, while my maternal grandmother came from Hadramut, Yaman. We
are immigrants and squatters, as are almost everyone else in this
country.

As for Ahmad Ismail, he is also an immigrant having descended from an
immigrant's family who squatted in this country. Ahmad Ismail cannot
deny the fact that his grandfather and grandmother moved from India to
this country in search of a better life in this blessed land.

It is also the case with Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi whose
maternal grandfather hailed from Guangdong in southern China. In
short, Pak Lah's grandfather, Allahyarhamah Kailan, whose name was
Hasson Salleh or Hah Su Chiang, was an immigrant. He moved to Tanah
Melayu from Guangdong in the mid-19th century. He stayed in Bayan
Lepas as a rubber estate worker, a padi farmer and later became a
diamond trader.

Najib Tun Razak, Deputy Prime Minister, is also a descendant of an
immigrant Bugis family that came from Sulawesi, Indonesia. Hishammudin
Hussein cannot escape the fact that there is Turkish blood running
through his veins.

The Malacca Malay Sultanate was founded by an immigrant coming from
Sumatra -- Parameswara, a prince who practised Hinduism.

A reading of the history of Malay Sultanates would reveal that some of
them were founded by Bugis immigrants, while others were of Hadramut
and Minangkabau parentage.

Almost all Malays living in this country are from outside Tanah
Melayu, but are defined as "Malay Race" by the Federal Constitution.
We are "Malay" in definition by the Constitution, that is, we are
Muslims; we practise Malay customs and speak the Malay language.
Unfortunately, the Malay language itself seems> to have been killed by
the Malays in UMNO when they named it the Malaysian language (Bahasa
Malaysia).

Therefore, Arabs like Syed Hamid Albar and myself, Achehs like Sanusi
Junid, Indians like Kader Sheikh Fadzir and Nor Mohamed Yakcop,
Bugises like Najib, Minangs like Rais Yatim, Jawas like Mohamad
Rahmat, and others from Madura, Pulau Buyan, Siam, Myanmar, Yunnan
(China) and the Philippines are conveniently categorized as Malays.

They are accepted as Malays regardless of whether they speak Malay or
otherwise at home like those of us who speak Arabic, the Jawas that
speak Jawa, the Minangs that speak Minang, or the Mamak that speak
Tamil..

These languages are anything but Malay if we look at it from the
perspective of the Federal Constitution, so they should never have
been declared Malays. But for the sake of political correctness, all
of them are accepted as Malays and "Earth Princes" (bumiputra).

It is grossly unfair to point to the Chinese as immigrants when the
Arabs, Indians, Achehs, Minangs, Bataks, Mandailings, Jawas, Maduras,
and Bugises are immigrants no less in this country. We cannot deny the
fact that most of the Chinese's grandfathers and

grandmothers migrated to this country in the days of the Malacca Malay
Sultanante, some of whom did so during the period of Kedah Sultanate,
Terengganu Sultanate and Kelantan Sultanate respectively. After
Francis Light wrested Penang from the hands of the sultan of Kedah in
1786, more Chinese had arrived here.

We are all immigrants squatting in this country. Only the Negrito,
Jekun, Semang, Jahut, Orang Laut, Orang Darat, Senoi, and other
indigenous people groups (like the Kadazandusuns, ibans and bidayuhs)
can be correctly considered the original inhabitants of this country.

We must never forget the contributions and sacrifices made by all the
races in building our nation in all its aspects, including the
economy, social structure, national defense and, most importantly,
national unity. We are all taxpayers whether or not we are descended
from immigrants or squatters.