The Crap That Hit Our Country

Honestly, I dont get the shit that's hit us these few weeks.

First, a jet engine go missing.

Then, the Allah issue.

What. The. Fuck?

Is this Allah issue really that important that it overshadowed a missing RM50mil jet engine? Is it worth burning churches for? You guys are so sensitive Lah. You see Hindhus buzzing about you guys when you use their God's name? NO! They're too busy drinking. You see Buddhists fucking around when you use their God's name? No!

Why the fuck is this such a big issue in the first place? The media is such a bitch. Bet the military paid them to bring up another issue so that no one notices the Fuckface General and some of his ButtBuddies got asked to leave the service. Not only that, they got their pensions as well. WOW! I'd love to steal some jet engines too. Fuckers.

If I were to end this post with a bang and get arrested, I'll say Salam 1FuckingMalaysia.

But I don't want to get anally-probed. So, goodbye.

New Year's Day of '10

Most people will normally start their year by setting a few "to-dos" for that year. Basically, it's things like, "study hard", "lose my virginity", "lose a couple of pounds", etc.

Here's mine.

1) Meet Eric Theodore Cartman.

2) Meet the one that killed Altantuya and fucking get a bear to sodomize that bitch.

3) Blow up a thrashcan.

4) Prank call the police at least once.

5) Get an average GPA score of 3.5 in college.

6) Slap the fuck out of Noorsiah, Kamariah for not using Botox

7) Let LOOSE!

I think right.. only the first two seemed so damn undoable. The rest is quite beyond reach. So, stay put. By 2011, you'll get to see the other 5 in the comfort of your own computers. =D

Maybe Jackass will see the videos and let me in. *fingers crossed*

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