Some Things Should Never Be Taken Seriously

A few days ago, I watched a movie. Nothing's special bout that. What's special bout this movie is something one of the character said in the movie. This character is supposed to be this wise old lady giving everyone else in the movie advice. Of all the advice she gave, only one got stuck in my head. She told a man in the movie that God gave humans two ears and one mouth so that they listen twice as much as they talk. So, this woman proved that she knows her ratio. Big deal... I can make my own fancy line too. God placed human's ass and mouth at opposite ends of the body so that they don't talk shit. Yet, shit still gets blurted out. I think God must have miscalculated. Must introduce him to the old lady up there. Maybe she can be the she-God. Or maybe God's a woman. Why? Because God gave woman the rights to choose. Most of them anyway. That reminds me of a quote from Russell Peters. He said, " I have a theory that the smaller your ding dong, the more you hump ...... If you don't believe me, look at the two largest population on Earth." I believe you, Russell.

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( This story is completely made up. All activities or description wirtten down here is completely FICTIONAL.)
[ It may sound biased, I assure you, it is what it sounds like. It's a story anyway. Enjoy this fictional story.]
{ It's not true, this story. Don't confront me!}

A girl, whose name is, hmmmmm.... Shoe, is totally fierce, egotistic, arrogant, improvident, money-minded, materialistic, bitchy ... ( You name it, she is it) Now,, the guy. The guy whose name is, let's say ... Gun. He, well ... let's just say he's too good for her okay? ( If I describe him too much, you'll think I cut my balls off already ) Gun, "loves" this girl. This elevated her feeling of "self-importance" ( If that's possible ) and made her think she's the wanted one. Yes, maybe the guy wants her. Problem is, this feeling the guy has towards Shoe is most probably a temporary rush of hormones. But she knows this guy breaks down emotionally very very quickly. Yet, she still plays with his feeling. Why? I don't know. As I said, it's totally fictional. It is totally made up for you, my reader(s). It is for entertainment purposes only. So, only for this once. Leave a comment. Tell me what you think.

...this story is to be continued another day
Watch out for it.
( By the way, Bruno's out now in cinemas. It's not out in Malaysia though. :( . Look on the bright side. We've got Harry Potter!!)