He may have stuffed his dick into some boy's ass.
We don't know that for sure.
All we know for sure is, he, Michael J. Jackson, was and always will be a great entertainer.
I admit that I'm greatly influenced by the memorial I stayed up for.
But, to be honest. The memorial was a modest send off for the King of Pop who entertained, thrilled and healed..
As I said, the memorial was a modest one. To him.
Known names like, Queen Latifah, Smokey, Kobe Bryant, Usher, Mariah Carey, etc etc.. paid MJ a final respect.
The respect he truly deserves for all that he has done to the world.
The respect that has been too long overdue.
Michael Joseph Jackson has left us forever..
That is only possible if the thrill we experience when we listen to hits like "Billie Jean", "Beat It", "Heal the World", "Black Or White", etc etc is no longer there.
His legacy lives on with every single one of us who were thrilled, healed and most importantly entertained by him.
There may not be pictures in this post.
But picture this, billions of people stayed up, skipped work, skipped school, paused for that few hours, just to watch the memorial.
I daresay that if someone else, someone who got to the heights he reached, died, the memorial will not be as grand.
Why?
Because unlike most celebrities, MJ is a humanitarian.
Thus, he will be remembered as the one who healed the world and he made it a better place.
For those who missed the memorial, I will now give you a synopsis of what happened whether you like it or not.
Firstly, I would like to comment on those who performed.
Mariah Carey, Stevie Wonder, Usher and some unidentified artists performed almost flawlessly in the memorial.
Making it unforgettable.
To make it even more awesome, his brothers wore one sided gloves during the service.
It is a known habit of MJ to wear a pair of glove before the show and end it with one side thrown to the crowd.
Honestly, I still couldn't get why Queen Latifah kept smiling for..
She looked sooo happy.
You'd think its a marriage instead.
I had no idea who gave their speech. But I took down some part of their speech which I found catchy..
Here's some of it.
We don't know that for sure.
All we know for sure is, he, Michael J. Jackson, was and always will be a great entertainer.
I admit that I'm greatly influenced by the memorial I stayed up for.
But, to be honest. The memorial was a modest send off for the King of Pop who entertained, thrilled and healed..
As I said, the memorial was a modest one. To him.
Known names like, Queen Latifah, Smokey, Kobe Bryant, Usher, Mariah Carey, etc etc.. paid MJ a final respect.
The respect he truly deserves for all that he has done to the world.
The respect that has been too long overdue.
Michael Joseph Jackson has left us forever..
That is only possible if the thrill we experience when we listen to hits like "Billie Jean", "Beat It", "Heal the World", "Black Or White", etc etc is no longer there.
His legacy lives on with every single one of us who were thrilled, healed and most importantly entertained by him.
There may not be pictures in this post.
But picture this, billions of people stayed up, skipped work, skipped school, paused for that few hours, just to watch the memorial.
I daresay that if someone else, someone who got to the heights he reached, died, the memorial will not be as grand.
Why?
Because unlike most celebrities, MJ is a humanitarian.
Thus, he will be remembered as the one who healed the world and he made it a better place.
For those who missed the memorial, I will now give you a synopsis of what happened whether you like it or not.
Firstly, I would like to comment on those who performed.
Mariah Carey, Stevie Wonder, Usher and some unidentified artists performed almost flawlessly in the memorial.
Making it unforgettable.
To make it even more awesome, his brothers wore one sided gloves during the service.
It is a known habit of MJ to wear a pair of glove before the show and end it with one side thrown to the crowd.
Honestly, I still couldn't get why Queen Latifah kept smiling for..
She looked sooo happy.
You'd think its a marriage instead.
I had no idea who gave their speech. But I took down some part of their speech which I found catchy..
Here's some of it.
"He loved everything in everybody, especially his fans"
"I think hes simply the best entertainer that ever lived"
"It was Michael Jackson that brought blacks and whites, asians, together. It was Michael Jackson"
"Everytime you knock him down, he climbs back up"
"It was nothing strange with your dad, it was strange what he had to deal with"
"The best in music was so modest"
"I think hes simply the best entertainer that ever lived"
"It was Michael Jackson that brought blacks and whites, asians, together. It was Michael Jackson"
"Everytime you knock him down, he climbs back up"
"It was nothing strange with your dad, it was strange what he had to deal with"
"The best in music was so modest"
Thats that.Sooo...Moving on.
Smokey Robinson looked as though he overdosed in Botox.
His face looked so stretched.You may think he's not Smokey at that time.
Kobe Bryant looked ever so awkward while another guest gave his speech.
Kobe just stood there, never opened his mouth and looked like someone shoved a shotgun up his ass and made him go to the memorial.
Tell you what Kobe, don't go if you don't want to.
Give the invitation to someone who actually know who Michael Jackson is.
And the compilation video that they put on the big screen is absolutely awesome.
Let me quote a famous comedian. "Mindblasting! Oh, you mean mindblowing? NO! Anything blows your mind. This blasted my mind. MINDBLASTING!"-Russell Peters.
His daughter, Paris, gave a tearful farewell to MJ which ends the service.
Overall, its the most high profile memorial in human history.
And this guy didn't kill anyone.
Don't you act clever and tell me Hitler got more mourners.
No!
MJ did not have a square moustache.
Hitler had THAT advantage over MJ.
Its not a fair competition anyway.
MJ saves life, Hitler takes life.
With this, I end my Second Serious Post.
Hopefully no other celebrity dies in the following few weeks.
Its tiring to write a post bout them.
And I would like to apologize to Farrah Fawcett.
I didn't have time to write bout you.
My deepest condolences to both MJ and Farrah.
Cheers
(I assure you, I'M NOT GAY!)
Smokey Robinson looked as though he overdosed in Botox.
His face looked so stretched.You may think he's not Smokey at that time.
Kobe Bryant looked ever so awkward while another guest gave his speech.
Kobe just stood there, never opened his mouth and looked like someone shoved a shotgun up his ass and made him go to the memorial.
Tell you what Kobe, don't go if you don't want to.
Give the invitation to someone who actually know who Michael Jackson is.
And the compilation video that they put on the big screen is absolutely awesome.
Let me quote a famous comedian. "Mindblasting! Oh, you mean mindblowing? NO! Anything blows your mind. This blasted my mind. MINDBLASTING!"-Russell Peters.
His daughter, Paris, gave a tearful farewell to MJ which ends the service.
Overall, its the most high profile memorial in human history.
And this guy didn't kill anyone.
Don't you act clever and tell me Hitler got more mourners.
No!
MJ did not have a square moustache.
Hitler had THAT advantage over MJ.
Its not a fair competition anyway.
MJ saves life, Hitler takes life.
With this, I end my Second Serious Post.
Hopefully no other celebrity dies in the following few weeks.
Its tiring to write a post bout them.
And I would like to apologize to Farrah Fawcett.
I didn't have time to write bout you.
My deepest condolences to both MJ and Farrah.
Cheers
(I assure you, I'M NOT GAY!)
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