A Multiracial Band

If I were to fucking put a band together and that band must be multiracial...
I'd have a Chinese as drummer.
Why?
A Chinese will always shake his legs when he sits down. Good for smacking them bases. And most Chinese love to take these pills. They make you shake your head. Good for the band cause the drummer's fucking enthusiastic.

The guitarist will be a Malay woman. Why?
Have you seen traditional Malay dances?
They use wrist alot!
They can bang them notes friggin quickly.

Well... that leaves the Indian guy.
Hmmmm..
I think Indian should be a precautionist.
Why?
You give him a "parang" and call him "keling".
The crowd will certainly be entertained.

That leaves the lead vocalist.
That is yet to be decided. :)



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And the countdown to the gayest sport continues..
Today, its....





Walking!



Why?
Can you imagine hundreds, maybe thousands of people of the same sex. Walking together. Worse part is, everyone but the first placed guy have to watch another man's ass. Shaking. If that's not gay enough, all participants must wear tights.
Is that gay now??