Biooology

Early this year, after failing my biology most of the time, I decided to attend tuition.
Little did I know that I will be showered by the nerdy version of reproduction.
Well, all I know bout reproduction before this is:

1. You reach puberty.
2. You go hunting.
3. You hunted.
4. You bang each other.
5. She moan, he groan.
6. She gets bigger, he gets frustrated.
7. He cheats on her.
8. Baby get aborted.

Yesterday, I learned bout the various stages our little "joyjuice" have to go through before jizzing out into her mouth. :)
Then, the class got enlightened bout how mama eggs evolve.
I assure you, its not that interesting if compared to the moment you hear the name of the topic.
So.... Potong steam. :(((

I wonder how you do it after knowing all that.
Oh, a nerd will be delighted.
Halfway through, he'll be saying stuffs like, " Oh my spermatids are going through the last process!" and before you know it, he shows you the stupid fucked up look on his face. He jizzed too early.
Then, you started spreading rumours bout how he ejaculated prematurely and most likely, the next banging he gets comes with a bill.

You may wonder why I hate nerds so much.
I ask you this, who doesn't?
How long does it take for a nerd to stop using the net?
5 seconds after he got his connection.
Why?
Because there are errors everywhere and nerds live in this "perfect little world" where Quantum Physics is the easiest thing they ever did.
WoWW!

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On a different note, I noticed that Facebook is getting from lame to lamest nowadays.
Why?
Because quizes like "Are you hot? Pretty? or cute?" or "How big is your dick?" start surfacing.
If you ask me, how is that lame?
Please, leave this page.
Its sooo easy. Click that small little "x" on the top right of this window.
In case you don't know whats a window, its this box where you surf the net.
Geddit?

(Please download Southpark-Michael Jackson as a gesture of respect towards his untimely death )