Puberty

This is something me and my friends came up with after completing our exam papers and have too little things to do.
Hopefully, you, my readers, enjoy reading this.
There's many more to come.

Here goes...




Before it you are pretty honest,
After it, you grow a forest,
Before it you get excited at the florists,
After it you only want to see a clitoris.

Some get it early,
Some get it late,
Some end up slightly blurry
Others are already looking for a mate.

Some people have to wait,
You can't do anything coz its written in your fate.

Most guys get stronger,
And the lucky ones get longer,
Most girls get bustier,
The horny ones fuck harder!

What is the cause of the deadly curse?
The cause of birth control pills in her purse,
Why boys get from horny to worse?
And start racing to say " I fucked her first"!

What, you may ask just happened to me?
Did I hit my dick on a tree?
Is that why its length is times three?
No you idiot, its fucking puberty!

-Lep r'e corn

(I assure you, its not me)