A nerd is a common species of human normally found in places where there is not enough smoke to kill an ant
Most nerds display some common characteristics. If you display any of these characteristics, I suggest that you click the "x" button at the top right corner of this window.(Note: I'm using he, him, his as a universal term. I don't intend to hurt the feelings of anyone in particular. Just a whole bunch of nerds.)
Those characteristics are:
1) He wears a bigass specs.
2) He's got himself braces even though he has got perfectly straight teeth. Cause he claims that "it will ruin his image".
3) He does not have enough space in his bag to breath.
Those characteristics are:
1) He wears a bigass specs.
2) He's got himself braces even though he has got perfectly straight teeth. Cause he claims that "it will ruin his image".
3) He does not have enough space in his bag to breath.
4) He just left this page.
There are certain foolproof methods to get rid of nerds.
MOST of these methods work on MOST nerds.
1) You show him the universally loved finger.
2) You show him some part of your inner hair.
3) You say something wrong about a scientific fact ON PURPOSE. A nerd in nature cannot resist such mistake. Thus, the nerd will be repelled. You are now nerd free.
4) You just ask him to *%#% off! Most nerds cant stand these kind of vulgarity. And, most probably, next time he will start avoiding you.
There are certain foolproof methods to get rid of nerds.
MOST of these methods work on MOST nerds.
1) You show him the universally loved finger.
2) You show him some part of your inner hair.
4) You just ask him to *%#% off! Most nerds cant stand these kind of vulgarity. And, most probably, next time he will start avoiding you.
5) You turn on a pornographic video in front of him. Most nerds are pornophobic, thus repelling the nerd.
6) Bring a companion of opposite sex to the nerd that you want to repel. Most nerds do not have the ability to communicate with a person of the opposite sex without suffering from high blood pressure.
6) Bring a companion of opposite sex to the nerd that you want to repel. Most nerds do not have the ability to communicate with a person of the opposite sex without suffering from high blood pressure.
Why is the nerd species dangerous for humans if they take over the world?
If any of your relatives display any characteristics described above, I suggest you bring him to the best psychiatrist available and try to cure that poor thing.
Or else.....
- They aim to make everyone on earth to wear pants above the belly button.
- They hate porn.
- Borat will run out of business.
- Comedy central will go bankrupt
- American Pie will not be as funny
- We must all wear covered clothes to the beach
- There will be public libraries EVERYWHERE
- Wearing a bigass specs will be made compulsory
If any of your relatives display any characteristics described above, I suggest you bring him to the best psychiatrist available and try to cure that poor thing.
Or else.....
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